Lawrence Hittle:  

CLASS OF 1968
Williamsport, PA

Lawrence's Story

Life Hello. You may remember me as the recluse with the Brylcreme hair who liked to draw and leave anonymous cartoons in people's lockers. I moved in the middle of 10th grade but would have graduated in '68 had I stayed. I still have close ties to many of my friends from "Sock, especially Berthold, Betts, Lechner, the Caldwells, Faust, Rothrock and Williamson. They are all brilliant and have retained an excellent sense of absurd humor and creativity despite their advanced professional achievemnts. It is something we have shared thru the years. Perhaps you remember them? Yep, I still draw when the urge hits. And, yep, I remain the consumate recluse. I live in the foothills of the Rockies outside of Boulder where I mine gold, take photos and write tall tales in my spare time. My house was built in 1874 and leans to the east after 130 years of constant winds and hail beating on its' western side.There is no running water. I like it. It's a simple lifestyle. I never wanted to make alot of money to buy alot of expensive things I didn't really need ... ya know? I was an animal dentist when I was younger and made a small fortune applying my trade in the southern hemisphere. We ended up in New Zealand in 1976 after sailing the southern Pacific for 8 months. Sheep were plentiful on this rocky little island, but they were short-lived. They are avid grazers whose teeth wear out much too quickly as they are constantly in contact with rocks and gravel while they graze. Many sheep are sent to slaughter after only 3 years of life. If not for the loss of teeth, they could live 12 to 15 years and produce years of good fleece instead of being turned into mutton. This seemed a waste of good life to me, so we came up with a solution ... sheep dentures. We outfitted our truck with a few dental moulds, quick-setting resins, battery-powered equipment, an x-ray machine and set off into the field. We had immediate success resurfacing worn teeth and extended the lives of thousan...Expand for more
ds of good sheep. We later added a reclining chair and headphones for the sheep's comfort. They bleat a path to our door. Uwe should have seen them lined up for crowns and dentures. The line went way baaaaaaa-ck into the hills. After New Zealand and Austrailia, we sailed to the Middle East where wealthy herdsmen hired us to engrail the front teeth of their prized female breeding goats. Now, livestock and humans alike can smile with a similar air of stylish confidence. If you are ever in that part of the world and happen to see the glint of silver or gold reflected from a plump nanny's smile in some Bedhouin camp, that is probably my work. Just nod, keep walking, and never make eye contact....the men are extremely jealous and don't like strangers flirting with their girlfriends. We do a little clog dancing up here in Jamestown. At the 4th of July talent show, a bunch of us get together and clog naked on stage until we are booed off or arrested . We call ourselves "The Dangling Participles". All proceeds are split between the Volunteer Fire Department and the Camp for the Advancement of Closet Insanity of which I am treasurer. Last year, Dick Cheney came down from Wyoming to clog with us and damaged his dangling participle with an unexpected shotgun blast. He said it was an accident. Officials are still investigating ... So bring your goat, bring your date, or maybe your goat IS your date, and show up for next year's clog fest and pancake breakfast. You might just have the time of your life! Drop a line my way to: peapodd at mindspring dot com ... just put that little "at" sign and "period" in the address, wink wink. Best wishes. Hang loose and don't get old too fast. PS. ... I do not see any postings for 5 old neighbors of mine. Does anybody know what became of Marian McCarthy, Steve Woodward, Nancy Wilkinson, Louis Ulman, or Lynn Musheno? Thanx. Hittle. email is the best way to connect ... please use it instead of going thru Classmates? Thanks much!
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