Matt Schwartz:
CLASS OF 1994
Wasatch AcademyClass of 1994
Mt. pleasant, UT
Acalanes High SchoolClass of 1994
Lafayette, CA
Stanley Junior High SchoolClass of 1989
Lafayette, CA
Happy Valley Elementary SchoolClass of 1986
Lafayette, CA
Matt's Story
Life
To this day, I have never had a regular sex life. After Wasatch, I went to SBCC for about 4 years and I still couldnÂt pass Math or English. At that time I lived with Kevin Kunishi, 3 other guys and 2 dogs that shit everywhere. After that, I got a high stress job with a special effects house in the Bay Area where I was almost responsible for pushing back the release date of the film "The Matrix". After that, I worked for a company called Web Van as a deliveryman but I ended up rear-endin...Expand for more
g 3 people in 9 months, so I underwent reconstructive surgery to increase the size of my penis and have now become a Porn Star. Actually, I live in Vegas as a Loan Officer, but plan on being a Rock Star. I also want to market an invention I thought up the other day on my couch. Thank You
Up Date/ 10-22-02
Ok the deal is, I'm now living in Los Angeles where I'm finding that many, many, many, married women keep hitting on me.. Also, my record contract needs to read $1,000,000 not $10.00
Thank You
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