David Farmer:  

Fought in the Omega Sector Drone Wars from '77-'82, served with distinction and awarded the Ringed Planet medal by the Antar of the Shelliac Corporate in '84 for saving a shipload of nestlings from Krador attack. '82-'87, worked at Disneyland in Anaheim, California as Donut Painter; started out as Class 1, by time of departure from Disney organization, had been promoted to Master Donut Painter; declined transfer to head up Pound Cake Layering department at Disneyworld/Epcot in Orlando Florida. '87-'90, got funding for, organized, and commanded 3rd Grinnell Expedition to discover North-West Passage, the North Pole, and discover the fate of and rescue any survivors of the lost Franklin Expedition. Didn't know all three had pretty much been done. It was really cold. Canadians are nice. Greenlanders almost as nice. '91-'87 went back in time, and saved the Earth and humanity in doing so. Canadians are just as nice backwards! '90-'91, came forward in time, but not enough. Spent 15 months avoiding myself, just to make sure universe didn't end due to causality violation. This had the benefit of not having to be really, really cold but the downside of not being around nice Canadians. '92--through horrible, horrible accident, destroyed Canada. '93-'92, back through time to replace Canada with an exact replica. Old Disney Imagineer friends come through! All Canadians, beavers, moose, polar bears, etc., now undetectably animatronic. '93-'95, The Pope invites me over for a long weekend, but I end up staying for two and a half years as the curator of his personal Pez dispenser museum. Best dispenser in his Holiness...Expand for more