Michael Fish:  

Life Well since High School Ive been in the Navy and I got myself kicked out because they tried to work me too hard. I'm lazy and live off my parents right now. I hope to stay here with them forever. I don't want to grow up or work for a living. I do have a job at Taco Bell, but I'd rather sleep all day and wake up on occasion to watch Pokemon or some other silly anime thing. I like mooching off my parents; you should try it if you can get away with it :-) I'm a boob. Oh, I like to read Battlefield Galactica or Battlefield Earth of something like that - it's all I read. I'm such a dork. Will I ever grow up? I hope not. I don't want to grow up, not ever. Being a boob/dork/sap is great. This way nobody ever expects anything of me and that's just fine. I'm a slob too. I have personal habits that would make a monkey blush.... I take a bath once a week and brush my teeth once a month. I'm a slob. School I was in the bathroom during high school. I would show up to class and then two-minutes into it I'd ask to go to the loo so I could miss out on all the work. I did that for at least six years of high school. When the teachers would actually give me homework I'd do anything I could to keep from having to do it. I'd bang my head on the floor and cry so my Mom would get distracted by being mad at me and she'd forget all about my having to do homework. It was such a great scam. Try it s...Expand for more