Barry Everett:
CLASS OF 1980
Vega High SchoolClass of 1980
Vega, TX
Barry's Story
I share my home with a religious cult, which I find highly entertaining..
I was in Amsterdam and paid 2000 euros to enter a shall we say "open minded" sexual stamina contest. I won second place as with my bad back my dismounts were not as good as another guys. I won 5000 eros and shall we say a gold plated 24 in tall by 4 in in diameter "phallic symbol mounted in a walNut base".
When I get a do over I use vaseline.
In 10 years, I hope to be an astronaut. I'm going to get there by building my own rocket, when I launch I will say the immortal words, "hold my beer and watch this"...
Oldest friend is Bruce Voyles, we clicked because of our similar interests. If we couldn't eat it, or drink it, we shagged it.
What about me would surprise everyone at my high school reunion? Not a damn thing.
My first job was at Grumpy's, where I got paid 3.00/hr to pick up used kleenex in the stalls. What I remember most about it was it's consistancey and smell.
When I was eight I hung my slingshot on the handlebars of my bicycle. The handle of the slingshot "suddenly" locked the tire against the forks of the front wheel and I was launched over 219 feet. It's in the Guiness book of world records under"idiocy".
what I would like my friend to remember me like?
I hope he remembers me as a kind and giving person, but I doubt it.
I always wanted to be a assassin when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a possibly short term career idea. As it turns out, they were stunned that we will never know..
I love taking pot shots with an airsoft gun at beautiful 18 year old cheerleader. It doesn't hurt them but it makes me a pain in their butts.
The wildest thing I ever did in school was study for a calculus exam. What was I thinking?
If I'm going to work somewhere, I need to have pepper mace, stun gun, and and a twitch to be able to deal with the day-to-day.
From my heart, my hero is my wife. She is a pediatrician and has dedicated her life to helping children amongst others, money is not a consideration at all with her in this.
I lived off of crockett street in amarillo, I moved to be closer to Beavers.
The one person from my past who I'd most like t...Expand for more
o see again is Pearl Thompson, because she treated me like anyone else. She was nice..
I hate sports and reality tv is for people who never leave the house. I get enough reality walking to my pickup in the morning. Pets are my obsession. Horses, dogs, cats. They all have one thing in common, if they hate you they let you know too your face, if they love you it's the same. People will say one thing too you and tell everyone else something else. I hate counterfeit folks.
My biggest surprise in life is that someone like my wife actually loves me.
If I could improve my home, I'd remodel the potties and add on a remotely controlled firing station complete with bunkeer. My dream home would be a bat cave.
My pets are my kids. I do have nieces, nephews, and a god child. I have learned that if you let them do what they want, they love you and are quickly introduced to the concept of "consequences".
The teacher I would love to see again is Brenda "you know who" 5th grade. I would love to do a photo
"spread", etc...
If I won $100 million, I'd give 11 cents of it to the Vega High Scool Fooball team, then spend the rest on myself, my family and my friend.
Yes I lived in a dorm. I do not remeber but flashes of five years of college during which I did not earn a four year degree. True story.
To be truly happy myself and family would live in Roytan Honduras part of the year, then europe and egypt part of the year. I would skydive, scuba dive, and mxxf dive. With my family.
My current age is 46. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be dead. I was so completely wrong.
my career aspirations are to have no need of a career.
I don't know what happened to my first crush but I hope it was painful.
My best friend would tell you I'm crazy, but people who don't know me very well would probably describe me as perfectly insane, tee hee he he..
No I dress for the occasion. Anywhere from nothing to a brooks brothers suit. Depending on the occassion, wink wink.
The wierdist job I every had was working for IBM, traveling all over north america and europe. I was paid very well for doing mostly nothing. I happen to love this type of position.
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