Danielle McLean:  

CLASS OF 1996
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Washington AcademyClass of 1996
East machias, ME

Danielle's Story

Danielle's schools include Washington Academy. Danielle works(ed) at My Favorite Things, My Favorite Things, My Favorite Things. Books Danielle likes include Stephen King, Twilight series, Harry Potter series. TV shows Danielle likes include American Dad, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Family Guy. One of Danielle's favorite quotes is:"Well behaved women seldom make history. I love you but...". More about Danielle:"When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. I am an extraordinary person, often seen using excessive amounts of chocolate while juggling a two year old. I have been know to remodel doll houses on my lunch breaks, making them more energy efficient. I translate thick Downeast accents for tourists, I write award winning grocery lists, I manage time inefficiently. Occasionally, I have been known to trim my own bangs, and swim in the nude. I attract men with my sensuous and goddess like bagpipe playing, I can pilot four wheelers through severe mud pits with unflagging speed, and I take Twenty-Minute power naps in 15 minutes. I am an expert house painter, a novice in love, and an outlaw in Canada. Using only a snorkel and a salt shaker , I once single-handedly defended my siblings from a horde of ravenous leeches. I play jazz bongos, I was scouted by the Red Sox, and I am the subject of numerous home movies. When I’m bored, I build full size snowmen in my front yard. I enjoy urban tree hugging. On Thursdays,...Expand for more
after school, I give out inappropriate advice for free. I am an abstract artist, a diaper analyst, and a ruthless gossip. Critics nationwide swoon over my original line of burlap swimwear. My ears don’t perspire. I am an ordinary mom, yet I receive fan mail. I have never been caller number nine and I have never won the concert tickets. Last summer I toured Utah with professional hippies. I type a thousand words per minute. My deft knitting skills have won me awards in certain sewing circles. Aquarium fish trust me. I can hurl boogers out of speeding car windows with deadly accuracy. I once read the entire Webster’s Dictionary in one day and still had time to write a short novel that evening. I know the exact location of every tool at the hardware store. I have performed three covert operations for the CDC. I sleep only several minutes a day; when I do sleep, its in the shower and I do it with both eyes open. While on vacation in Alaska, I successfully gave birth to my son, twice. Murphy’s law does not apply to me. I dance, I frolic, I bob, I weave, and my bills are never paid on time. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact parenting. Months ago, I discovered the cure for forgetfulness, but forgot to apply it to myself. I make the worlds best meatballs. I grow award winning toe jam. I am a fully trained ninja and I did it in the comfort of my own home. I once spoke to the governor on the phone.".
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