Douglas Stearns:  

CLASS OF 1983
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Georgetown, TX

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Facebook me! Douglas Stearns was born on 10 Jan 65 in Reno, Nevada. I was a rather precocious toddler who talked my parents into moving to Georgetown, Texas at the tender age of 2. I graduated high school at Georgetown and was voted most likely to fly a beer can. My goal was to achieve a spiritual plane where the Energy of the Everything comes and fills you with the Uttermost and there you are, you¿ve gone Nowhere and achieved perfect Nothing (as taken from my yearbook!). Far out, but things just didn¿t work out that way. I entered the Air Force on 4 Oct 83. After completing Tech school at Shepherd AFB, TX I was stationed at Kelly AFB, TX working LOGAIR (joined the Air Force to see the world and never made it out of Texas). I met and married Virgie Navedo, and had 4 children (Jesse, Crystal, Nikki, and Megan). Just like that and nearly that fast too! While assigned to Kelly AFB, I participated in Operation JUST CAUSE. Temperatures in San Antonio dropped to 8F during this operation, bringing new meaning to freezing! I left Kelly AFB in April 1990 for a remote assignment at Galena Airport, AK while Virgie and the kids remained in San Antonio. The coldest day of the year was ¿68F, redefining the cold standard previously set during the JUST CAUSE operation¿first experience with nose hair freezing. I received a follow-on assignment to Elmendorf, AK in 1991. Virgie was eager to move and meet up with me once again in Alaska, but was not really prepared for the hassle of making the arrangements alone while I was still in Galena. Well, she knew this would not always be the case, so she endured. I was blessed with being assigned to Ramp, Cargo Processing, Special Handling, Loadplanning, Total Quality Management Instructor, Training Manager, and Passenger Service. I was beginning to think nobody loved me since I moved so often! We then had our 5th and final child in Alaska (Michael). Had a horrible experience with my vasectomy, but we wont go into that now. If we have another child now we will call him Houdini. (Lets see him get out of those knots!) I then moved to Scott AFB in April 99, but Virgie and the kids followed later after school was out. Was this becoming a trend of her moving without my help? She was not impressed that I got out of the work once again. I was originally assigned as the Aircraft Delay Validator for contingency missions in AMC/DONCM. One afternoon a couple of weeks into this new assignment I went to supervisor and said I was finished with my work. She said, "For the day?" I replied, "No, for the week." It was Tuesday, so she started giving me more tasks and became rather upset with my predecessor. So I became the Program Manager for Cat A Commercial Cargo Movements, and project lead for many other initiatives like the Barcodes Rates Initiative, World Wide Express, and the MRM-15 PowerTrack commercial billing for MILAIR s...Expand for more
hipments. I rewrote AMCI 24-101 Vol 6, again, and again, and again! I was chosen to spearhead AMC's unreconciled manifest initiative, reconciling over $195 million dollars of previously lost revenue over a 3-year period. I retired in 2003 and thoroughly enjoyed Col. Larry Stephen's attempt to read this bio during my retirement ceremony. Priceless! I officially signed off the base on 3 Sep 2003 at 1100 AM. The limo was scheduled to pick me up at 1 PM that afternoon to sweep me away to sunny Baghdad! I landed a job as a contractor working logistics for the Defense Intelligence Agency¿s division of the Iraq Survey Group. Virgie was now extremely upset with being left behind to move the family off base by herself¿again¿but she finally got over about the time the first paycheck came in! I had a good time in Kuwait. I could have happily done without Baghdad. But I really enjoyed Doha, Qatar. After working in Doha for a year, the company thought I needed a change of scenery and wanted to move me back to Baghdad. Since I have always embraced change, I figured Scott AFB, IL would be even better, so I resigned! I then returned home and was blessed with a job with Unisys in the Data Division (formerly know as the Fusion Cell) in Air Mobility Command. I really thought I knew PowerPoint and Excel...boy was I wrong! My new boss quickly brought new meaning to the term "Picky B------!" But I learned and grew, and had a great time working with a fantastic team. Then I was paroled off of the Night Shift and joined the Portfolio Management Team in USTRANSCOM. Wow...daylight operations seem so weird! And now I enjoy the fantastic adventures as described by some seafaring friends as I continually shake my head in amazement at the never ending stories that spill forth from their cornucopia of wisdom (read Bull artist here!). I worked hard to hone my skills as a facilitator and was the lead Senior Functional Analyst in all business process reengineering efforts. I recently became a Certified Project Management Professional through the Project Management Institute. Glad that test is over! A most important milestone was reached on 12 May 2005. Virgie and I became Grandparents! Ty Dionisio Crothers was born at 0200, weighed 7 lbs. 9 oz, and was 19" long. Bet most of you women can't believe I remembered that! I have to say that grandchildren really are parent's revenge on our offspring. I suppose it keeps us from eating our young? Now that Ty is a little older, I thoroughly enjoy loading him up on Mountain Dew and Skittles just prior to returning him to his mother. Man, life is good! Virgie has since taken a contract job as a traveling nurse and works mostly in California. I have become the infamous 'Mr. Mom' and now can be seen trading recipes at the PTA meetings. I am not sure where it all went wrong, but I suspect I should have helped her move at least once!
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