Stephen Meyer:  

I've accomplished absolutly nothing!!! I currently "Dress-out" at 397 lbs. I am unemployed, and live in a trailer down by the river. I do alot of sweating because the airconditioner is on the blink, not to mention its hard to leave the bed in my rotund state. My needs consist of being able to get out of bed so that I can wash my rather deeply soiled bed linen. After graduating from "Melwood University" with a degree in marketing I started my own business in "80" selling cans of tunafish door-to-door. This endeavor didn't quite pan out as I wanted. In placing the hopes of my entire future in what turned out to be a non-lucrative upstart business, I basically gave up on any hope of extreme wealth and independance and have since been reduced to the state previously mentioned. Though not unlike the Phoenix who arose from the ashes, I have issued an ultimatum to myself to overcome these... oh nevermind, Im starting to sweat again, and the undiagnosed skin rash seems to be erupting once more. If able to pay the electric bill I will update this narrative in the future and move on to what I feel are the worst parts of my life after gradumating from "Chantilly High" class of 78. Ok, Ok, I never did go to col...Expand for more