Abigail Binder:  

CLASS OF 1988
Teaneck High SchoolClass of 1988
Teaneck, NJ

Abigail's Story

Well, after parole, I became a migrant farmworker in southern North Dakota. The mild winters were beautiful. I went on to become a champion ice fisherwoman in the sub-tropics of Nevada. Y'all must remember me as the amazinglynon-descript hot chick that you really wanted to get to know. I have six or seven children that I am sure are mine....maternity results pending on the other eight. I have an online degree in hairdressing. My specialty is genitalia perming. I started a nation-wide chain of drive by tattoo parlors called "Grafitti On The Go". I haven't bothered getting married. I currently reside on a beautiful oceanfront property in Arizona. I became a Wiccan High Priestess and a Voo-doo Master. I survived a bout of testicul...Expand for more
ar cancer recently. For fun, I like to weave marijuana leaves into teapots. You may have seen me recently on America's Most Wanted. I also starred in the great reality TV show "Dancing With Jerry's Kids. I unfortunately lost to a break dancer with fabulous epileptic in-sync seizures. I travel extensively. I love London for the food, Alaska for the winter swimming and if I am in the mood for a peaceful and relaxing vacation, I visit the Israeli/Arab border. I used to be a regular on The Jerry Springer show as a repeat alien abductee. I cant wait to catch up on everyone's life ....Y'all come to my trailor sometime for a Schlitz and we can catch up while watching some good ole fashioned NASCAR races................................
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