Alan Binger:
CLASS OF 1978
Wall High SchoolClass of 1978
Wall, NJ
Alan's Story
Life
Well, let's see..they want me to write a biography. Imagine that., It would be a lot easier without all the pop ups. Do you get that too? Maybe I'll just throw around some key words for the search engines to pick up. Murder. Polygamy. Viagra. Lindsay Lohan. Harry Potter. Psoriasis. OK enough of that. Back to this haphazard bio. As many of you might know I was left on the doorstep of the Methodist Church as an infant and Dot and Al Binger took me in and raised me. If you are a classmate you probably know most of what went on between the time I entered Kindergarten and graduated high school. After I was set free from WHS I went to Jersey City State College on Les Hollander's recommendation. I suspected that he never really liked me and that proved it. I drop...Expand for more
ped out of there after I was almost killed when mutant army roaches tried to drag me to their lair while I slept in the tenement they had the nerve to call dorms. I then ran away and joined the Clyde Beatty - Cole Brothers Circus and trained to be a fire eater - sword swallower when I wasn't shoveling elephant dung. There I met my first wife. Wanda. She is double and triple jointed so we had a lot of fun at first. We were together 20 years. I'd rather not talk about the breakup but I bent over backwards to make it work. She bent over backwards (literally) to make it work with "Jimmy the snake boy." But not too long ago I met my second true love. Kate. She sells tickets and doesn't have an act but has a heart of gold. I think it's a match made in heaven. Cheers!
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