Andre Wilson:  

CLASS OF 2001
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Overland park, KS

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Andre is from Overland Park, Ks, Kansas. Andre's schools include Blue Valley Northwest High School. Andre later attended Johnson County Community College, American Miltary University, Wichita State University. Andre works(ed) at Target, Wichita State University Art Department, Pitney Bowes. Andre's interests include Basketball, Cars, Comics, Football, basketball, track and field (disc and shot put), Kansas City Cheifs, Washington Redskins, New England Patriots, Ray Lewis. Music Andre likes includes Im not sexy Im very Beautiful, Just Add Mee, Meaning In Masterpiece. Books Andre likes include Little Shop of Horrors, Sports, StarCraft. Movies Andre likes include United 93, The Phantom of the Opera, Bourne. TV shows Andre likes include Meet The Press, The Last Word With Lawrence O'Donnell, The Young Turks. One of Andre's favorite quotes is:"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell? Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! Ferris Beuller's Day Off Its a little childish and stupid, but then again, so is high-school. This Quote I've made up myself which get my friends laughing so hard: "Has your car been dancing lately?" My favorite moment was telling the Wichita State Univesity Women's Volleyball team and the Women's basketball team some jokes and they were laughing so hard even the coaches couldn't help it. during the 2004, and 2005 seasons. Here are some of them Q: What can you serve but not eat? A: A Volleyball! Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q: Two Dallas Cowboys were in a car. Who was driving? A: The cops. Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls. Q: What tornadeos and dallas cowboy fans have in common? A: Sooner or lately they'll both end up living trailer parks! A true Bobby Knight story recalled as best as can be remembered from the "Morning Briefing" section of the L.A. Times: In the '80 Olympics, the U.S. basketball team, coached by Bobby Knight, played and beat the Chinese team handily. When asked about the win, Bobby said, "It was alot of fun playing the Chinese, but an hour later, we wanted to play them again." THE 6-PACK The patient's volleyball team gathered to hear what the specialists had to say after ...Expand for more
the player was knocked out by getting six-packed in a match. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the teammates. "For a power hitter's brain, $50,000. For a setter's brain, $20,000." The other setters on the team tried to look shocked, but they all nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's coach asked, Why is there difference in price between a setter's brain and a power hitter's brain?" "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the doctors. "Power hitter's brains cost more because they've barely been used." Short Football Jokes Q: What do the Green Bay Packers and The Los Angeles Police Department have in common? Neither can stop a Bronco!". More about Andre:"I can be friends with anyone, no matter what their race is or religion It does not matter if you are Buddhist, Catholic, Protestant, Christian, Judaist, Atheist, Agnostic, Evangelical etc. It does not matter if they are black, white, Koren, Japanese, Filipino, Mexican, Arab, Asian, Muslim, Latino, Chinese, Jewish, Indonesian, Labenese, Vietnamese, Indian, Native American, Amish, Pacific Islander, Cubian, etc I can also by friends with any one who has different political views: Liberal, Republican, Democrat, Progressive, Independent, the green party etc. I can be friends with people who are British, German, Russian, Irish, French, Australian, Scottish, Welsh, Polish, etc. I love living in Maryland, I love my job at the Target store, and my co-workers think I'm awesome and they always love a good laugh when I tell a good joke, has a wonderful family I do love and support, and loves going church on Sundays. I've made no friends, when I was in Middle School, High School, or in College that was tough. I'm a sports administration major who graduated from college in 2009. I love trains, I'm adding and meeting people from around the world and in the U.S. doing some reaching out and becoming their friend. And I like telling jokes, the jokes I post are from a facebook app called 'Status Shuffle'. So if you see a funny joke posted on my page, feel free to share it with your friends, co-workers, etc. I'm a fan of both female and male Bodybuilding. and I respect the hard work and commitment that they do. Hopeful one day, I'll meet one in person. I'm also a fan of Professinal Wrestling, beach volleyball, indoor volleyball, men's and women's basktball, swimming, polo water,Field Hockey, soccer and track and field USA Olympic teams. I'm a Moderate Liberal-Independent, and I'm a strong supporter of the Democratic Party and supporter of President Obama. if you are a Conservative who supports the Republican party, you have my 100% respect.".
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