Andy Kerr:
CLASS OF 1976
Dulaney High SchoolClass of 1976
Timonium, MD
Villa Julie CollegeClass of 1995
Stevenson, MD
Andy's Story
As of the present, I am totally inactive. Or inert. One of those . . .
The one person from my past who I'd most like to see again is my reflection, because he owes me money.
I am obsessed with braille pornography.
Parent? Share what you've learned from your kids. Answer? um, uh, parents suck
What about you would surprise everyone at your high school reunion? That I showed up for such a shameless dog-and-pony show.
How do you hope old friends remember you? Who?
What's the wildest thing you ever did in school? Unprintable . . .
Hated school. It hated me back. Never graduated from Dulaney, got thrown out, spent one week at Towson High, got thrown out of the public school system, spent a year at Baltimore Experimental High, got thrown out, got a G.E.D, didn't get thrown out. of the private school system
College: Villa Julie, BS in Computer Systems
Work: 20 years in public healthcare (Madicare/Medicaid); prior to that, I was happy.
Family: Married 20+ years to Linda, 2 kids Sarah (15), An...Expand for more
drew Jr. (13)
My current age is 52. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be catatonic. I was so completely right-on.
In 10 years, I hope to be fertilizer. I'm going to get there by drinking gin.
I always wanted to be a millionaire when I grew up. My drug cult thought that was a remarkable idea. As it turns out, they were cretins.
If I could improve my home, I'd remodel my wife and add on a mistress. My dream home would be harem.
If I won $100 million, I'd give 0 of it to anyone, then spend the rest on me, myself and I.
My best friend would tell you I'm nuts, but people who don't know me very well would probably describe me as friendless.
I share my home with air, which I find breathable.
My first job was at Jade East, where I got paid $1.75 an hour to wash dishes and bus tables. What I remember most about it is it sucked.
A childhood memory I'll never forget: Er . . um . . I dunno, I have either short-term memory loss or long-term memory loss - I just can't remember which . . .
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