Becky May:  

Alittle poem I wrote last October Dedicated to the Storm BLB = Bad Luck Becky So some of you said my luck isn't grand wish you were wrong but you have to understand fore days are good and days are bad I'll tell you about the fr cken month I've had first it was a lovely day in October the 12th to be exact and believe it or not I was sober the day was clear and birds were chirpin off I go with coffee I'm a slurpin singing and dancin the words to "thunder struck" not even knowin I was in for some bad luck I get to the office to find my voice mail full aches, pains and customers bull I wanted this shipment delivered yesterday! you ordered it then but...............................................ok the network doesn't work screams... Mr Mohon OH....sorry sir but did you turn the fr ckin pager on? My patience wore thin but we got through with a smile so I smoked numerous ciggys... for awhile Many appointments were next on my list I swore I would sell something for all those deals I missed employee day siked with ambition and goals hopin I didn't have to deal with obnoxious a oles So there I sit... and... sit... and sit what a waist of 4 hours on this bull hit not one deal made for home I am bound to find a foot of snow on the f kin ground oh and by the way I say f ck alot and if I offended I'm sorry.........................NOT So scrapin and chislin my rear window I go without the proper tools so I used my inner toe I hope to get home all in one piece it wasn't easy....... on...... "the 290 east" I finally get home to warm up in a bath not thinkin about the awful aftermath there I watch the snow comin down harder eatin fish with my homemade tarter As I indulge into my favorite trout the mother fr ckin power goes out So there we sit waiting and waiting all I'm doing is looking at the grey goose... debating do I indulge and make the best of it? or do I sit in the dark.... for a bit I think not so I start to consume only two or three ...I assume As the news continues I hear it's a week maybe two or three I begin to freak !!! the sump pump, the water, what are we going to do? have another glass..... or maybe two? So off I call my appointments for Friday sorry... but there's been a bit of a delay my water is leakin and my refrigerator is out please don't give me somethin to b tch about It is now light and morning is here gettin into my snowmobile gear shovelin and shovelin "my back, my thigh" "what the hell am I doing here i want to fr ckin die" days passed and we needed a generator what!!!! I exclaimed.................... $670.00 later ...Expand for more