BEN BRITE:
CLASS OF 1961
Central High SchoolClass of 1961
Springfield, MO
BEN's Story
LIFE HAS BEEN HARD SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. TOOK EIGHT YEARS OF NIGHT SCHOOL TO GRADUATE FROM DRURY. BECAME AN EXPERT WORKER BEE IN A CHEESE FACTORY FOR SEVEN YEARS AND TWO DAYS. THAT'S THE LAST REAL JOB I EVER HAD. HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND A REAL JOB IN THE LAST 43 YEARS. MY NEW CAREER CHALLANGE IS TO WIN THE LOTTERY, BECOME AN EXPERT HORSE HANDICAPPER, OR FIGURE OUT SLOT MACHINES.
MY GOLF HANDICAPP IS NOW BACK TO DOUBLE DIGITS. MY BIGGEST HANDICAPP ...Expand for more
IS BAD BREATH. MY PAROLE OFFICER IS A REAL JERK. HE HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR. HE EXPECTS ME TO WORK. I AM GOING TO FIND ME A PART-TIME JOB, BECAUSE I AM OUT OF SHOTGUN SHELLS, AND DUCK SEASON IS CLOSE.
I'M BACK ON A WHISKEY DIET IN GETTING READY FOR THE BIG 5-0 REUNION. I READ ABOUT WOMEN GOING ON DIETS FOR HOMECOMING, BUT NOT MEN. BEN
WARM AND WILLIN' WHITE WOMAN WITH WHISKEY
LINDA BROWN
IT COST ONE HELL OF A LOT OF MONEY TO GET THEM THROUGH COLLEGE
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