Brad Orton:
CLASS OF 1970
Hopewell Valley Central High SchoolClass of 1970
Pennington, NJ
Brad's Story
Life
Like many of you IÂm bald, obese, and wish I had flossed more often. I have a wife and a kidÂ
somewhere. Due to Âa gross error in judgment (the court allows me to express it that way) I canÂt travel too far before my ankle bracelet starts to blink and people in uniform come to get me. If it wasnÂt for all those taxes the damn liberals put on cigarettes and beer IÂd probably be able to afford my own room. There was a brief period in my life when I had i...Expand for more
t all: phone, car, even my own credit card. Then, because of some silly infection, the blood bank stopped buying my blood, making matters worse, they wonÂt accept any more of my organs! (thatÂs where the real money is). IÂm working hard on a 12-step program to better myself but I can never seem to get past that pesky step 5. I enjoy really short walks and watching people ride bikes. My favorite color is green and if I had to be a tree it would be a blueberry.
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