Brandon Brown:  

Life my life is complex and more interesting than yours. i made my first 10 million by winning competitive eating competitions and then selling a "how-to" video and subsequent book that comes with a deep fryer. i now spend most of my time doing celebrity shows and signing autographs for my fans. i enjoy noise. lots of noise. doesn't matter if its music or garbage trucks or one of my ex-wives calling me demanding back child support. i just love volume. the more volume the better. i've had a few habits since high school. you could call them bad, but i call them life challenges. i spent some time in prison for a false accusation from some kids who thought that i was a serial killer. just because i like to get up around 1am and dig up the back yard and bury old mannequins i buy from retail stores. after i'm done dressing them and pretending to dance with them blindfolded, i like to imagine myself going into jealous rages and "losing control" with them. then i would bury them...Expand for more