Bruce Johnson:
CLASS OF 1979
Stillwater High SchoolClass of 1979
Stillwater, OK
Bruce's Story
Well, let's see, after I was abducted by aliens during a keg party at Boomer lake
I don't really remember much.
I think I attended Harvard and received a Doctorate in Bovine Aeronautics but I'm not sure. At least that's what it says in my F.B.I. file.
Then I'm pretty sure I was accepted by the Ugandan space program and was p...Expand for more
icked to be the first man to land on the sun. Alas, funding ran out and I was forced to flee the country.
I have been married 12 times and have 46 children, all of whom are named "Dave".
I am currently working as a male model for TuboLard magazine, modeling, and testing,the newest Kevlar jockstraps.
Yours infernally,
Lord Loaf
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