Charles Jacks:
CLASS OF 1992
Parkway South High SchoolClass of 1992
Manchester, MO
Charles's Story
Life
After high school I decided to see the world, so I bought a globe. After a few years of staring blankly at it I decided that I had seen enough of the world and it was time to give something back.
First, I returned the globe to Wal-Mart and got my money back, then I set out do design a way for people to breath underwater. This plan was thwarted when I discovered someone had already designed SCUBA gear.
After this I went on to design sexy long underwear for people... but the market never grew as I thought it would.
I went on this way, crazy invention after crazy invention, but my favorite one was the Y2K scare... I still laugh about that one.
But after Y2K I realized I had to find myself, so I bought a map and everywhere I went I put a little sticker of myself, still it...Expand for more
didn't help. The only clue I had to help me in my search was a trail of dirty underwear with my name in them, it seems that during my earlier years I had decided to never reus... well maybe that is a bit personal.
Currently I am working as an exotic dancer in a blind strip joint and during the day I keep myself busy by shaving the yaks at the zoo.
It is a thankless job but they reward me with all the cotton candy I can eat, so that's good.
Also, thanks to my parent's wise investing years ago I will be coming into a windfall of $50.00 from some US Savings Bonds that will come due in the next few weeks, so if your in town around then we can head on down to the local McDonalds and I'll treat!
If you would like to get ahold of me, try CharlieJax at MSN (don't forget the .COM)
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