Charles Beyer:  

When I lived past 16 I was shocked. So shocked in fact that I gave up a promising career in drug dealing to study science, a signifiantly less lucritive career. My father wanted me to be a sculptor like him, but I was not like him, so I left town in search of El Dorado. While all you crones were swilling it up in bars, working on your Hep C infection, I lived a pure and astetic life under the stars with the scent of Pine in my nose, rather than white powder. The upshot of this was that I survived to this day poor, while you became rich and sick. I am not sure which was the better road. I got married as a virgin at 22 (if you belive that, you'll belive the rest of this)and produced 2.2 kids as was my Americian responsibility. Built a foundry to cast Pop's sculpture, and spent 10 years in a variety of Universities. I never did graduate from High School, and am proud that ...Expand for more