Chris Hanks:  

Now completely bald and weighing 408 lbs., I was recently hospitalized for having an ice cream scooper wedged in my thigh (left) after I'd rolled over onto my dinner tray in my sleep. I've attended bull fights, cock fights, gimp races, and dwarf tosses. Everyone has to draw a line somewhere, and I draw mine at paraplegic wrestling. I once bowled what I consider to be a "perfect" game. I'm strangely attracted to the Godzilla in Subway's "Five-Dollar Footlong" commercial. Once I bought some Books on Tape so I could read the box they came in. My dream - still - is to be a firefighter and, simultaneously, a career arsonist. I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. While participating in Haiti's "Jog-a-limpics," I lost a small organ in a friendly belt-sander incide...Expand for more