Chris Lynch:  

CLASS OF 2004
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Barlow High SchoolClass of 2004
Redding, CT

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Chris is from Redding, Connecticut. Chris's schools include Barlow High School. Chris later attended Daniel Webster College (B.S. Air Traffic Management, Aviation Management) . Music Chris likes includes Chevelle, Boston, Adele. Books Chris likes include Patriot Games, House of Sand and Fog, Catcher In The Rye. Movies Chris likes include The Simpsons Movie, MoneyBall, Gone in 60 Seconds. TV shows Chris likes include The Walking Dead, Jeopardy!, COPS. One of Chris's favorite quotes is:"From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!" A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport." "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin- Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. -George Carlin - If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2 - George Carlin - "People are always asking me how is it that firefighters run into a burning building when everyone else i...Expand for more
s running out. Courage is the answer." Chief Kennedy (Ladder 49) "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" -George Carlin- "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live" -George Carlin- "Knowledge is power and your running a little low on the RPM's and a bit lean on the mixture." -Andrew Mason talking to Matthaey- "Matthaey your going to enter your own Vietnam a war you can't win." -Andrew Mason talking to Matthaey- Matthaey the only way your going to log 10,000 hours is in a jail cell. - Andrew Mason Talking to Andrew Matthaey- Matthaey muttering F**K the FAA -Andrew Matthaey- I was sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos the other day when Robert Tilton came on TV. He's a televangelist out of Dallas. He looked at me and said, "Are you lonely?" Yeah. "Have you spent half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?" This guy's good! "Are you sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos?"... Yes, sir! "Do you have the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" Ha, ha close! I thought he was talking about me there for a second! ~Ron White~ There was a guy, down in Florida, who said that the age of 53 years old he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind, rain, and hail of a force-5 hurricane. Now, lemme explain somethin' to ya: It isn't *that* the wind is blowin'. It's *what* the wind is blowin'. If you get hit by a *Volvo*, it don't matter how many sit-ups you did that mornin'. ~Ron White~ I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe. (Cosmo Kramer)".
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