Claudia Manning:  

Life This is like trying to write something for an online dating service (not that I know anything about that of course). What have I been up to for the past 30 frigging years? I was a Mormon for a year, started playing softball, discovered drinking, drank a lot. Did stand up comedy, lived in Portland Oregon, San Fran, Portland, OR, Chicago, Portland, Seattle and finally I now live in Saskatoon Saskatchewan (that's in Canada). I worked as a Health and Life Insurance Agent until I discovered how evil the heath care system was and is. Was in a relationship for 10 years then got out of that once I realized they really really liked Rush Limbaugh and I really really hated him and loved NPR. Then somehow got a job at the Steel mill in Seattle and was the only woman crane operator for a number of years. Met someone - ok it was on the internet, fell in love and moved up here to Northern Canada. Got to be in my first blizzard, I was the only idiot outside taking pictures of myself with my glasses frozen up. So, let see what else. Oh yeah, after years of ignoring my heart I came out of the closet. So here I am waiting to get permanent resident status up here in Canada, I have been sober fo...Expand for more