Corky Quakenbush:  

Life Sorry about the weird photo. I was just beside myself! Geez Looeez, this thing says my bio cannot exceed 4000 characters, and there's gotta be 4000 characters just in the first act! Mostly my life has been built around trying to find ways to circumvent specific given answers to profile questions that just don't seem to have relevance to anybody's real life - like the ones on this website that I did my best to answer in the most inaccurate way. Or to ignore, to the best of my ability, questions whose answers would be rather obvious to the subject, yet must be answered from a list of specific choices, such as "What was your major in college?". I guess choosing from a list IS much easier than writing your major in yourself, especially if you can't remember exactly what it was, plus the option of "other" gives you something to choose if you don't know what your major was called in the first place. So now, not only did I have to pay $36 just to email my old friends...Expand for more