Craig Courtney:
CLASS OF 1993
Oak Park High SchoolClass of 1993
Oak park, CA
Craig's Story
My cliff notes:
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Graduated HS, Junior College, Regular College, more regular college, graduated college, fought terrorists in the Army; got out of the army, now work for the Navy to ensure safe design of next generation destroyers. Oh, got a wife, cat and dog along the way. Now trying to get back into HS.
My 2 cents:
If you join the service then join the Navy- they have ice cream while deployed, the others don't. No one told me this.
If you get sucked into the army then here is my advice:
1. If you are without ice cream, then mix the following from the MRE package(s): cocoa, peanut butter, sugar, and a little water.
2. Don¿t shake Alibaba¿s hand- ¿touch the poop, get sick¿
3. Under no circumstance give up the jalapeño/ cheese package from the MRE. Never.
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tobacco their smoking from the hookah. Sorry Cheech.
5. Transfer to the Navy. They have ice cream stu!pid.
My advice for Mardi gras:
1. If she looks like a dude, if she talks like a dude, then she is a dude.
2. Stay at Pat O¿Brian¿s for the duration- no need to go anywhere else.
My advice for marriage:
Kill the bugs, take out the trash, don¿t talk back (just agree- then immediately shut up) and open jars. They like it when you open the jars- kinda weird if you ask me.
She is never fat, always prettier than everything, not a b!itch (and mean it), and she is the definition of perfection. If you accidently call her fat then either (1) run for your life which will be ending shortly or (2) correct ¿fat¿ for ¿phat¿ then act stupid and fall down (don¿t get up till she feels sorry for you).
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