Craig McGuire:
CLASS OF 1965
Glenlawn Collegiate InstituteClass of 1965
Winnipeg, MB
Craig's Story
Hi kids,
I have been in Vancouver since 66, mostly, 'cept for a few years in the 60s tripping. Ended up teaching High School English ... well, Mr. Dow was my all-time favourite teacher.
Have a couple of daughters who have a couple of daughters. I have a dangerous cat, a shedding cat, a biting cat.
Cat Story:
My cat, Bear, and I are having a little spat about whose turn it is to wash the kitchen floor this month. I think i did it last month, she thinks otherwise. It looks like otherwise so she may be right ... I will spray it with insecticide first then pour on a dose of solvent then splash with javex then see what is under that. maybe a little oven cleaner would do the trick ... yes oven cleaner is good for everything ... works good on carpets ... then get out the ice scaper and finally ... call molly maid ... i think it is Bear's month.
Bear, the cat, and I this morning - June 19/08:
That stupid Bear. Her night light on the thing a...Expand for more
bove the stove burned out again. She hates the dark cuz she always steps on things like hairballs on the rug at night going the bathroom. I put in a new light bulb. Of course, it didn't work. I flipped the switch to try turn it on ... nothing. Bear is lying on the floor laughing her ass off.
I unscrew the bulb to check it. Seems okay. I screw it back in. Bear is rolling around on the floor, drooling. Something is fishy. I flip the switch, again. She starts to spit. I flip flip flip and she is peeing and shaking like a dumb cat with spit flying all over her face. I grab the broom and chase her out to the balcony and shut the door.
I went back into the kitchen and noticed the oven light was on. Man, I hate that cat.
Some people think this story is cryptic ... hmmm? wrong switch? even Bear got that one. True story.
Where is my grade 12 year book pic? i don't have it. By the way, who got to write those dumb comments about everyone?
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