Daijo Akutagawa:  

Well from Lincoln Nebraska to most parts I was Abel to go I was not as lawyerly as I wanted. Liberal arts was my passion til l saw a play so mind blowing I pretty much traded monuments for documents. I fixed Johns, worked Booth day and night til the penitentiary kicked in and I got out of the penicillin. I kicked around after Vietnam until I found a city so disrespectful of... I wasn't no hero but... They started it but using antiperspirant bombs for mayhem and antipasto spray to remain incognito and antipersonnel salad to survive I blew that town to the Ice Age. Literally. That first winter the town's survivors quickly ran out of food. We made our piece and I hunted what I could - once a twelve point dough that we tore into pizzas, the next a can of peace and no opener. I got a pair of jackknives but the pot wasn't much for so many. There were so many bodies frozen and so many belly's aching we tried a peas and I cried...Expand for more