Dan Crider:  

MRI to find out if I was claustrophobic." Steven Wright "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, yeah." - Mitch Hedberg "If you've had half as much fun as I have, then I've had twice as much fun as you have." Unknown "Alcohol...the cause of and solution to all life's problems." - Homer Simpson". More about Dan:"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Happily married to the same wonderful woman for 25 years and I have two of the smartest, funniest, coolest kids I have ever met. I really like what I do for a living and so far Volume Video, my company, is doing fine, thanks for asking. My eyesight went when I turned 40 and now that I'm about to turn 50 God knows what's gonna stop working next. I still like to play guitar, hang out with friends and misbehave. I'm a massive computer geek, especially when it comes to using them as tools for music and video production and editing. I made major additions to my guitar collection last year and will NOT be doing nearly as much of that kind of thing this year.".