Daniel San:
CLASS OF 2005
Marathon Central High SchoolClass of 2005
Marathon, NY
Daniel's Story
Daniel is from Marathon, New York. Daniel's schools include Marathon Central High School. Daniel works(ed) at United States Marine Corps.
Music Daniel likes includes The Hottest Girls, deadmau5, Stone Temple Pilots. Books Daniel likes include Gandang lahi. Movies Daniel likes include Ted (The Movie), Braveheart, The Last Samurai. TV shows Daniel likes include How I Met Your Mother, Party Pilipinas, Futurama.
One of Daniel's favorite quotes is:"Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner has a future.... Sulum sanctus a preteritus, sulum Sinner a posterus....I stopped calling them hangovers and started calling them mornings a long time ago.....
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you wan'.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
Private Joker: [to Rafterman] Whaddya think, man? Ready to spend some of your hard-earned money?
Before you die, you will see my face.".
More about Daniel:"Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic
Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment?
A.. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is...Expand for more
the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will
go to China or Sri Lanka ..
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or
China ..
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala ...
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea ..
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan ..
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos..
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
sale and drink beer all day!
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.".
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