David Biesemeyer:  

davebiesemeyer at hot mail A woman I was chatting with made some odd comment inquiring about my sexuality. I had to admit to her that I was a "RETRO-SEXUAL" Definition: RETRO-SEXUAL: Circa: 2005 transitive verb 1) Someone who used to be sexy. 2) One who used to be sexy, but now isn't I am kidding, I get more sexy every time I look in the mirror. (My sister tells me that eye sight is the first to go) Many of the girls I met in Asia, told me I looked like either Mel Gibson or Bruce Willis. (Of course we all look the same to them) Once I was told that I looked like a greek god........... er um.... was Buddha Greek? Ok, tell me how your life went and I will tell you about mine. I had a good life, learned how to buy and sell houses, didn't get rich, but I did OK. I died in a freak accident on Maui on May 3, 2014. A huge tree fell over at the Taro Festival and I was lucky enough to be right under it. You can googe DAVID TREE MAUI for a news clip. I know nothing about this accident other than what I was told by others. I woke up on a respirator three weeks later. My host found me under the tree and he was pretty sure I was dead, no heartbeat, pulse or breath. He called upon the Lord to bring back my spirit. I don't know why, but for some reason God answered his prayer.. twice. He said after about 45 seconds I started a tortured breathing. This tree was 3 or 4 feet wide and 80 feet tall. Iron wood, very heavy, dulls chain saws and does not float. My friend said that when I resuscitated I told him I was OK, and tried to get up. He knew better. I found a photo on the internet where he sitting on top of me keeping me from getting up and holding my head together. I was told I was airlifted to Maui Memorial Hospital and the Doctor that pinned my right foot back on.and pinned my pelvis together, Closed the door as he was examining me. He asked me if I had seen the scene from outside my body. He said that they sewed my head together and put me in the MRI machine to survey damage. He said that I went code blue on them (Cardiac Arrest). He said that 18 doctors and EMT's responded to the alarm and "by the time we got there you were dead". Interesting diagnostic to get from your doctor. He said the body was taken out of the MRI machine and placed on a table. Another Dr Chasen said that he was able to massage the heart, he said there were so many broken bones, it was "like massaging a bag of potato chips". I talked to the cleaning lady and told her that I had been in th...Expand for more