David Lister:  

that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them." --Adlai Stevenson "The single fundamental difference between humans and other species is that only humans search for the single fundamental difference between themselves and other species." -- David Lister “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.” --Isaac Asimov "Political conservatism isn't the solution to the problem. Political conservatism is the problem." --David Lister “It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.” --Mark Twain "The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected." --G. K. Chesterton “Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and tortuous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we call it the word of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize humankind.” --Thomas Paine".