Davis Burnett:  

In the form of the Great Jimmy Buffet, My life in 500 words or less; born in 1975 on a cool Halloween evening so it was over from the start!! I am a little off center but that¿s why you love me. Raised in Tulare, CA., in the middle of the San Joaquin Valley, so yes I have some Valley pride so throw me a green ¿V¿ too!!! Not long out of school I joined the United States Marine Corps and moved to Yokosuka, Japan. Thought I met the right woman and then married her when she turned up with child,,,,,transferred to North Carolina and was never home and started learning that she was not the right one. In 1998 I jumped from the pan to the fire and joined the Montgomery Police Department,,,,,had to bring her home to her mother you know? Started drinking, got a divorce, drank some more and became a very ugly person. Things started looking up when I tried to join the Coasties as a rescue swimmer and was planning a move somewhere warm and closer to my mama. Lived life like a rock star without the dope, unless you count the supplements, until one night when Mr. Bad Guy didn¿t want to go to jail and kicked my a** with a car. Went through a pretty rough bout with depression but one day I woke up and decided that life is what you make it so use it or lose it. I the...Expand for more