Diane Steiner:  

My Bio Hi there whoever you are reading my bio. Guess you were asking yourself, "what has Diane Steiner been up to since I saw her last in 1968?" Well, let me fill you in. I am still looking for a job. I know that's a drastic step being I am 50-something, I mean, 40-something. There really aren't many jobs for people like me.. besides, I really don't want to work, NOT BECAUSE I AM LAZY .. it's just that there's some pretty good shows on T.V. and work would really interfere with them. PLUS most convenience stores and fast food chains are a good three blocks or so from where I live. As it is now, after buying cigarettes and beer theres not enough of my welfare check left to buy the darn newspaper. And then there's all the time spent applying for welefare and cashing the checks .. seriously, it really eats up a lot of my time. I was getting sick of just sitting around the house smoking and drinking and thought "I may as well find a job." Last week I managed to save enough for the Sunday paper. I was going to apply for some stuff that I circled and then I got to wondering, when you apply for something, do you have to actually go down there to apply, or can you just ask them to hire you over the phone? because I'd hate to miss Springer and General Hospital for no good reason. That's why I decided to create a resume. RESUME: My goal was to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I decided I should try accounting. Here are some of my qualifications: I am experienced in private relations. I am skilled in proolreading. I am a rabid typist. I am a computer geni...Expand for more