Diane Dalton:  

Well I wish I could say I ended world hunger or saved all the seals and drive a hybrid, all the feel good things. But I can't. Millions are still hungry, the seals are still getting clubbed and I have a V6. I have however avoided jail, addiction, financial troubles, multiple marriages, the need for intensive therapy and I have never been on Jerry Springer. So all in all, the middle ground to life is pretty good. I got lost in Europe after high school for a while and I did not care to be found. When the money started to run out, a very nice Russian man offered me a job "working in his club"... I had no desire to end up on a milk carton with "Have You Seen Me" as the title, so I came home and talked myself into my first office job. I was skilled at answering phones since I spent all of high school on the phone. Later I went back to Europe, this time falling in love with Italy profoundly. So much so upon my return I married an Italian, seemed cheaper than saving money again to go back to Italy, just bring Italy home! I learned from him a taste for good wine, how to actually cook, th...Expand for more