Doug Keigh:  

CLASS OF 1980
Newport beach, CA

Doug's Story

Life Well rigor mortis has not set in yet so I guess I am doing ok. After graduation from CDM I decided to take some time off and stimulate my mind and body so I became a "Roady" for a Ska punk band called "the Glistening Sticks". This lasted for about 4 years when I decided that I was tired of minimum wage and the groupies using my body just to get to the band members. Having the need to be appreciated I moved to Oregon and lived on a commun with a spiritual leader known as the Ragnish. Although the main source of income was growing mushrooms I was having a great time since there was 12 men and 88 women all under the age of 35 and gorgous. This lasted until the Ragnish got busted for tax evasion and not reporting his source of funds to aquire his 12 Rolls Royce cars (this was in the news throughout the US). After fathering 4 beautiful kids I decided it was time to get serious and do something on the entreprenurial side. Since we all cut eachothers hair on the commun I thought of a economical and efficient new way to cut hair at home. I hired an engineer and invented the "Flovee" hair cutting device which we later advertised on TV. It was the device that you hooked up to your vacume. I ended up selling my product to a major company for north of 7 digits. Having enough money to send to my wives to raise my kids I wanted to make a bigger impact on the world so I traveled. Franchising seem to be a really great idea so I bought the franchise rights to Starbucks in Africa. Maybe I was luck...Expand for more
y again but I killed it! You should see the Ojibway tribe do their dance after a double moca frapachino! My sponser child Mobupoo is now addicted to coffee and seems to forget about being hungrey. Soon after this I bought a 85 foot boat called "set me free" and traveled for about 3 years. When I came back to the US I was greated with about 8 palimony suits from my commun days so I enrolled into a Harvard MBA extention program. At Harvard I met a Sweedish extention student named Anika who was a swim suit model prior to coming to the US. We fell in love, married and have 5 children together. We lived in NY city in a Penthouse on 52nd street where I started a chain of wine bar / laundry mats called "Sip & Strip". We needed help with the kids so I hired 2 nanny's one from Thailand and the other from the Phillipines. Life was great until Anika caught all of us in bed. She is back in Sweeden with the kids and I moved back to Newport Beach where I currently reside. I am working on finishing my autobiography which should come out this summer. My book signing should be at Barnes and Noble in Fashion Island. I am told that the City of NB will be giving me the key to the city the same day for my philanthropic efforts to save the red belly horn frog from extention in the back bay. I am also currently trying to make it in the film industry where I have been doing some cameo appearences in some soft porn and as a stunt man in some hard core. I would love to hear what you have been up to. Doug
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