Ed Perez:
CLASS OF 1996
Platt Regional Vocational TechnicalClass of 1996
Milford, CT
University of New HavenClass of 1999
West haven, CT
Foran High SchoolClass of 1996
Milford, CT
East Shore Middle SchoolClass of 1992
Milford, CT
Live Oaks Elementary SchoolClass of 1991
Milford, CT
Ed's Story
Life
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invent...Expand for more
ed the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."
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