Edward Bethel:  

My wife is a saint! I have always enjoyed playing practical jokes on her and my family and one day I got paid back in full. I am pulling into the garage after my usual long day at work one afternoon several years ago. My wife of 30 plus years who from now on will be known as BabeZilla is standing in the door from the house to the garage with an angry look on her face which she rarely if ever has done. My first thought is what have I done? I open the Jeep door and she says "I have had it with you and that ----"! I am stunned, my mouth falls open, and I have no idea what she is talking about. She seems really, really, really angry! So like a real genius I am and not knowing what else to say I ask her what she is talking about. I had never messed around and was working at the time for a Tier 1 automotive supplier 7 days week and 12 hours a day so who had time for another woman? She just raises her voice even more and says "I have had i...Expand for more