Elrod Whizzel:  

Life After graduating from Fairview I traveled to Europe and Asia, settling in Tibet for additional educational purposes. During the first pogorom by the People's Republic of China, I was captured and incarcerated in their correctional facility under the Forbidden City. It was there that I received my graduate degree in Mime Sciences. I escaped the Forbidden City disguised as a Corporal in the Red Guards, using my mime skills to hide the fact that I spoke no Chinese. The next few years I lived on an island in Greece while I worked on a new zipper replacement product I conceived while in Tibet. A businessman there in Greece bought my invention, making the rest of my life most secure. He wanted to name the product after himself but Onassis was too hard to spell, so we named the invention after my fifth wife, Velcro Whizzel. Velcro was born Velcro Rodman, a Norweigan/Watusi. Her family tree had been traced as far back as possible and she discovered that her great aunt 44 generations removed had an incredible one night stand with a red haired Norse sailor named Eric who claimed to be on a mission of discovery. As she was part Watusi, Velcro was a natural born runner. I met her while winning the Anta...Expand for more