Floyd Moore:  

I always wanted to be a guy who does things when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a well thought out idea. As it turns out, they were smaller than I remember. If I'm going to work somewhere, I need to have trash bags, heavy whipping cream, and self tanner to be able to deal with the day-to-day. The one person from my past who I'd most like to see again is Kim Stankey, because I think she knows exactly where the mixed tape I left in Tims car is and that was the coolest tape ever and I know he is probably listening to it now. Kim, just make a copy and give it back. It's the right thing to do.. If I could improve my home, I'd remodel the attic and add on a another attic. My dream home would be a house of attic like rooms with a tiny butler in each one. If I won $100 million, I'd do a super fine dance and you would agree that my dancing was super fine because you want some of my money. You are so greedy and you lie because my dance was not that super fine. I would then spend the money on people who were not you, sandwiches and tiny butlers. My current age is 40. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be 68. I was so completely right. My best friend would tell you I'm a best friend, but people who don't know me very well would probably describe me as not ...Expand for more