Foster Bitton:
CLASS OF 1971
Steamboat Springs High SchoolClass of 1971
Steamboat springs, CO
Foster's Story
I like moonlit strolls along the swamp, candlelit dinners at Five Guys, and romantic comedies with artillery and CSI closeups.
What? This isn't that kind of site? They actually want the truth here? Is that Christmas letter-style truth, or truth truth?
After Dave Combs beat me at virtually every activity I was interested in, I realized Steamboat wasn't big enough for the both of us, so I went to an all-male monastery in Colorado Springs where I discovered marching is even less fun than it looks. After spending four quality years there that I'll never get back, I bounced around the country and parts of Europe and Asia at Uncle Sam's pleasure.
Somewhere along the way I had ...Expand for more
approximately five children who have recently taken it upon themselves to scatter their domiciles in five different states between Texas and Hawaii. The youngest visits me in Alabama during her semester breaks, but I have reason to believe she is actually visiting the three-legged Vizsla she dropped off at my humble hovel before she ran off to school.
Please don't ask why I'm in Alabama because I'll be forced to try to come up with something more interesting and less truthful than the fact that I've grown accustomed to eating daily and this is where the job is. It's not overly yawn-stifling, but it covers the green fees and airfare to class reunions. Who could ask for more?
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