George Verdin:
CLASS OF 1974
Woodrow Wilson High SchoolClass of 1974
Los angeles, CA
Woodrow Wilson High SchoolClass of 9999
Los angeles, CA
Los angeles, CA
El Sereno Junior High SchoolClass of 1971
Los angeles, CA
City Terrace Elementary SchoolClass of 1968
Los angeles, CA
George's Story
After graduating from Wilson in 1974 I attempted to join the U.S. Army but was rebuffed after failing their basic mental examination. They referred me to the Salvation Army but was again rejected, this time for being irredeemable and stupid-I was also a terrible tuba player. I found myself without any legitimate employment prospects so I opted for a life of crime as a sports ticket scalper. The profession proved to be far more sophisticated then I imagined as one day I went to the USC campus to apply for a pair of football season tickets and accidently filled out an admissions application. Instead of tickets to the Notre Dame game I was accepted into the Class of 1978. After majoring in both English and Political Science with a minor in criminal convictions and faced with the threat of jail I went to a local law school clinic for help and accidently filled out an admissions application instead of an intake sheet. As a criminal I possessed the aptitude to become an attorney and found success in law school the old fashioned way-by lying and cheating. Graduating 245th i...Expand for more
n a class of 257 (yes, incredibly there were 12 students dumber than me!), despite getting kicked out of school three times (twice for fighting and once for night putting with the Dean's daughter). Unable to produce proper immigration documents to potential employers, I was forced to sell RAY-O Hair Restorer door-to-door using photo stills of Lon Chaney Jr. in "The Wolfman" as before and after shots, Hit with a permanent injunction by Universal Studios for false advertising and unauthorized use of copyrighted images and was arrested for swindling the bald, It was in jail, where I first associated odor with love and theorized it was scent that was the driving force behind (literally) jailhouse love. Upon release I created a new cologne for men: "Really Musky For Men." My new venture was an immediate disaster with no recorded sales-I believe I was just too far ahead of my time. Desperate to find a way to make a living I hit upon the idea of setting up an inter-secies dating site where, for example, men could hook-up heffers and women with donkeys. More to come.
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