Gordon Dillon:  

CLASS OF 1970
Williamstown, WV

Gordon's Story

i am the president and ceo of the world famous.....mr dillons dangerous dumping.....the AFFORDABLE hazzardous waste disposal firm...where our motto is..........a pristine environment.........OR a fat wallet.......at mr dillons dillons dangerous dumping.......... YOU........... get to choose........at mr dillons dangerous dumping we believe that the employees of firms specializing in cleaning up the environment DESERVE steady employment and thus we do OUR part to further this noble goal while saving YOU lots of money at the same time....on a more personal note........as an avid hunter of endangered species i have lately devoted most of my recreational time on trips to northern california where my lifelong goal of hunting down and killing the very LAST california condor seems within reach sure its more glamourous to shoot them on the wing but a kills a kill and poison works well TOO....once ive killed all the california condors ill likely turn my attention to those UGLY and ...Expand for more
very DANGEROUS.........himylayan snow tigers...........sure bald eagle tastes jus like chicken but its a HELL of a lot more fun to eat...........i love the shining ebony splendor of a massive recent oil spill.....the sidesplitting comedy of seals and birds slippy sliding around looking totally rediculous .......Life is FULL of fun if well just LOOK I always wanted to be a HASHISH TESTER when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a ILLEGAL idea. As it turns out, they were INDISCREET. If I'm going to work somewhere, I need to have BREAKS, SLEEP, and MORE BREAKS to be able to deal with the day-to-day. If I won $100 million, I'd give none of it to anyone, then spend the rest on hookers, drugs and beer. My best friend would tell you I'm dead, but people who don't know me very well would probably describe me as LOOKING dead. I share my home with cockroachs, which I find EVERYWHERE. In 10 years, I hope to be still drunk. I'm going to get there by drinking lots more beer.
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