Greg Hill:  

CLASS OF 1984
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Memphis, TN

Greg's Story

Recently, REHS was the subject of an episode of Discovery Channel's Ghost Hunters. It appears there has been a rumor of a spirit haunting the school's cafeteria for decades. This ghost was seen daily during third lunch and would appear caring a stack of used trays. This apparition was seen at no other time even when his name was called over the school's public address system. Utilizing heat seeking infared cameras and seismic equipment the show's producers established a paranormal surveillance. At approximately 11:25 a.m., on the date of the stillwatch, the spirit apppeared as before. After carefully reviewing the readings and tape it was determined this was no ghost. It was in fact, Glen Pugh, the schools maintenance engineer, i.e., janitor. He explained he only appeared at this time daily as his supervisors were normally eating and with their mouths full, couldn't give him any work to do. This episode will unfortunately not air. The producers of Myth Busters have decided to test the theory of how Mr. Bill McClain, got the dent in his forehead on an upcoming episode. As most know he, McClain, was allegedly kicked in the head at a donkey basketball game while attempting to block another player's dunk. However, Jamie and the guys disproved this theory as donkeys cannot jump. They were able to determine that the kick happened when, on a dare, Bill ...Expand for more
decided to sniff the donkey's butthole and determine what it had eaten for breakfast. The animal became aggitated, and his friends, fearing for his safety, yelled, "Hay!". Bill thought they meant food, and yelled back, "No, I think its oats," and at that moment was kicked into unconsciousness. This injury stiffled his football and motorcross careers as all helments would slip from his dented forehead, and cover his eyes. This is how he became a school administrator. McClain could not be reached for comment. This episode cannot be aired due to graphic violence displayed by the donkey. On this weeks Forensic Files, the case of Mr. Maynard and the Sizzling Canines. The show will recount how Maynard, aka "Burt Maynard," was charged and tried with the fiery deaths of several stray animals. Though this was never proven, it was no doubt quite the rumor throughout the school. State eyewitness Ronnie Knight who claimed to have siphoned the gas for the fires from his dad's Ford Comet declined to be interviewed. A call to Maynard's lawyer at Binder- Over, cited confidentiality agreements which prevented commenting. During the trial the most compelling evidence of Maynard's guilt was a large covering of soot on his balding head. His attorney however successfully argued that it was not soot, but a horrible toupee. Check local listings for air dates and times.
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