Grey (Rick) Culbreth:
CLASS OF 1960
Northern Parkway Elementary SchoolClass of 1960
Uniondale, NY
Uniondale High SchoolClass of 1966
Uniondale, NY
Lawrence Road Middle SchoolClass of 1963
Hempstead, NY
Grey (Rick)'s Story
The Continuing Story of Life or something similar to it.
Still married to Mary. Funny 3 sisters from Philadelphia married 3 guys from Uniondale all named Rick or Rich or something. Probably make a good Lifetime Channel Christmas Story. I think Sam Elliot should play me.Not very pretty-good "stache.
The Boy (Grey jr.) has been in the army a year and a half now. NOW OUT OF THE ARMY AND WORKING PRIVATE SECURITY IN KUWAIT. God help America. He likes to watch the fishing channel and porn with his girl friend. She told him to stick with watching porn because he is already a pretty good fisherman.
Pulled out of the driveway l January 2012- to go skiing in Vermont. Went left instead of right and wound up in South Carolina. Sold the skis and bought some golf clubs and a boogie board and started working on my tan and liver disease. Both are coming along nicely thank you. Found out that pulled pork has a different meaning down here.
Still plenty of younguns and blue tics to terrorize. Started fixing up all my old burned out blenders and selling them to the N.Y. tourists that visit the Low Country. (funny name)
We didn't notify the post-office of our move, but AARP managed to track us down as well as as e-mails for male enhancement (Mary talks to much).
Not alot to do-check the mail box 7 or 8 times a day--talk to the Greeter at Walmart.( lucky guy-great job-Walmart woman and $ 7.65 an hour)and watch the bikers flip off all the drivers. Worked in the beverage industry fo 25 years and then went into businees for myself. I sold commercial flooring on L.I.,in N.Y.,N.J., Conn., and Pa. I networked and sold and had my crews do the work.Actually a lot of fun untill the ecconomy soured. Hung in there as long as i could, but after 18 years we decided to move south. [do you know the difference between a pizza and a flooring contractor???--A pizza can feed a family of four]
Just bought a home in Surfside Beach,S.C. Lots to do down here. Unfortuneately. I am under house arrest. Something to do with trying to cross breed chickens and rescue Greyhounds. And oh yeh, the incident at Walmart with Bambi and her sister Sha-na-na-day.I could have sworn that was a fitting room. I still keep in touch with my friends from H.S. (Yes I had friends-No I don't have to pay them). We have been blessed- no deaths, bankruptcy,felony arrests,suicides or bingo and early bird dinner addictions. (to Date)
Don't tell anyone you've heard from me....Expand for more
There are stiil some Government Agencies looking for me, a few pissed off fathers,one pissed off mother( although she seemed in a pretty happy and satisfied albeit a tad catatonic., when she stumbled back home to her husband and kids). most of the class of "67 and Big Bubba my one time deal... ( WELL YOU KNOW) buddy.
AND WHAT EVER YOU DO DO NOT---- I REPEAT DO NOT TELL REUNIONS .COM I'M ALIVE. THEY ARE WICKED EVIL PEOPLE AND WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE.
I HEAR SIRENS AND SEE FLASHING LIGHTS OUTSIDE MY FORTRESS. I WILL CONTINUE MY STORY FROM AN UNDISCLOSED TOP SECRET SUPER HIDDEN LOCATION. ( probably Motel 6 on RT. 544)
I met this guy named Jim. Always had horrible headaches. Doctor said he could cure the headaches but he would have to remove his testicles because they were being pushed into his spinal cord causing incredible headaches. Jim gave it a lot of thought and decided the headaches were too much to handle. He had the operation and felt better than he ever did in his life. Jim went out for a walk (minus his testicles) and was feeling so great, he decided to buy a new suit. The tailor looked at Jim and said 44 regular. Jim astonished, said wow your right how did you know? Sid, the tailor said, for 60 years I've done this, I know. Sid tells Jim he should get a tie and new shirt to go with his suit. Jim says okay and Sid says 16 collar and 34 sleeve. Jim is wowed and says how did you know? Sid says for 60 years I've done this, I know. So Sid is on a roll and tells Jim he might as well get new underwear. Jim says okay. Sid looks him over and goes large shirt and 36 underpants. Jim says wrong, I wear 34 underpants. Sid replies for 60 years I've done this, if you wear size 34 underwear, your balls will be smashed into your spinal cord and you'll have the worst headaches ever.
THINGS I TAUGHT MY SPELL CHECK:
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FITTY( YES FITTY) YEAR REUNION
LONG GUYSLAND
BUDDY GUY
KENNEY WAYNE SHEPARD
SHARKNADO 4
WHEN MARS ATTACKS
MY NAME IS EARL
RAISING HOPE
THE MIDDLE
PICKLE BALL
BAD KITTY-- A "COUPLES" SHOP { LOVE THE NAME }
THINGS THAT GO STRAIGHT TO SPAM.
EMAILS FROM ESTELLE AND STEVE
PHOTOS FROM DOUG G AND MICKEY R
ANYTHING FROM " THE DONALD "
HEMROID EMAILS
FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUESTS FROM FRIENDS OF FRIENDS OF FRIENDS AND THIER FOOKIN' COUSINS
PHOTOS OF DOGS-CATS-"THE DONALD" SUNRISES AND SUNSETS ( GOT PLENTY HERE AT THE BEACH )
ANYTHING THAT SAYS YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE NOW
NIGERIAN PRINCES AND HORNY RUSSIAN CHICKS THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT WIFE.
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