Gus Marx:
CLASS OF 1988
Waynesburg Central High SchoolClass of 1988
Waynesburg, PA
West Virginia University - Graduate SchoolClass of 1999
Morgantown, WV
Juneau-Douglas High SchoolClass of 1988
Juneau, AK
Miller Middle SchoolClass of 1984
Waynesburg, PA
Gus's Story
I'm not dead, yet. Stories, by definition, have a beginning, middle, and end. I may be deluding myself here, but I'd like to think I haven't even reached the middle yet. If I were to write a story about me--after I died--it would have to include at least three of the models from the ads to both the left and right of this window. Singlesnet.com and Intimatepartners.com assure me that Amanda23 (a decade and a half younger than me) lives just three miles away and wears a string bikini most days and, most important, is very interested in me. To be honest, I haven't seen many women in Juneau, AK wearing string bikinis this time of year . . . or any other time of year. The average temperature is, like, 46 degrees, and Amanda23 is wearing a bikini. For me, I'm sure.
If this were my story, I'd also include something about protecting some small coastal town from some undersea terror that's been devouring boaters, swimmers, vacationers, and fishermen alike. I think, however, I'd run afoul of some copyright law or other.
Still, my death, the climax of the story, should have me saving someone or something from a burning structure. I really want it to be saving a kid from a four-story building (or a big house), but I'd be just as happy pulling a kitten from a box that someone caught fire with the careless flick of a cigarette.
The resolution of the story would have my body tossed into the ocean to ...Expand for more
be, ironically, devoured by the sibling or offspring of the very creature I saved the small coastal town from (from which I saved the small coastal town).
Hey, I just realized that all I have to do is click on a button to the right and the computer would have written all of this for me.
Hmm.
The current scene of my life includes a beautiful wife from Alaska/California. A gaggle of kids. A house covered with moss. A boat that hates me. A smaller, friendlier boat that loves me because I created her--yes, much like Frankenstein, but without the stalking--only I accept responsibility for my creation; I am my brother's keeper. I work 50-60 hours a week as a grant writer, making money for other people. I drive a beater VW, but it sips gas (gas is still expensive in Juneau). I visit Waynesburg about once every two years. Usually stop by and talk with Scott Adamson for an hour or two, eat a stromboli, then move on.
Wow, I just saved this "story," and now Barbie32--also of Juneau, Alaska--is excited to meet me, too. I don't remember any Barbies having quite such vast and--I will admit--enticing cleavage.
And what does it take to make that Profile Progress bar reach 100%? What's left to fill out? Why does it haunt me so? I'm told I'm something of a perfectionist (which you wouldn't know from my desk), so that profile progress bar (just up and to the right) is torture. I can't live with 80%.
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