Howard Eppis:
CLASS OF 1989
Dayton High SchoolClass of 1989
Dayton, TX
Park CollegeClass of 1999
Park city, UT
Howard's Story
Life
I was born at an undisclosed lead-lined bunker sometime in the late 1950's. After high school I attended a bewildering array of educational institutions, acquiring along the way an education in bewilderment. I currently pursue ever more certifications in order to mollify a fickle labor market.
School
My biggest crush was a tie between Geraldine Chaplain and Raquel Welch, but since they were Hollywood actresses and neither of them were students at DHS, that doesn't really answer the question.
Inspiring teachers? Too long a list. I'd do it all over - if I were allowed to change all the details. Funniest moment? When I had my picture taken allegedly pouring gasoline on the driveway plants in front of the school building (it was really water in the gas can). Happiest? Maybe hitting the Bob Dylan concert in '76. Craziest? Gee, don't know; it was all pretty normal...
College
EDUCATION HISTORY:
University of Southern North Dakota,
East Ruthe...Expand for more
rford College of Elevator Maintenance,
Charlie Drake Correspondence School for Comic Acting and Covert Information Gathering,
Lee College,
Longines Symphonette Conservatory of Music,
Terry Bourdier Academy of Life
Workplace
Career arc: first there was the Pizza Inn in Liberty. Then there was aide for state Senator (name removed), then modem help desk, then janitor at a radio station. Then the Defense Intelligence Agency analyst thing, then water meter reader for the City of Cut 'N Shoot.
I currently shred documents and destroy old hard drives for U.S. Congressman (name removed).
Military
Although most records have been obscured or deleted, I served for about 3 weeks in 1979 on a data recovery project. We had to get the targeting instructions out of an IBBAB (Intercontinental Ballistic Butyric Acid Bomb) that had rolled out of a C-130 and fallen into lake Anhauac. We recovered two text files, three rusted PC board mounts and a few small perch.
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