Ian Forsythe:
CLASS OF 1990
Union-Endicott High SchoolClass of 1990
Endicott, NY
Union-Endicott High SchoolClass of 1990
Endicott, NY
Union High SchoolClass of 1990
Endicott, NY
Union-Endicott High SchoolClass of 1990
Endicott, NY
Ian's Story
I must apologize to all of you. This story is a work in progress. I WILL finish it, I promise. And I did some of those story wizard things. I know this is weird, so get some sleep.
I started my career with nothing. And I still have most of it left.
Right after high school, I moved to Mexico to farm broccoli. After being sworn at in Spanish (they have some not so nice words), I quickly moved back to the United States and settled down in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. There I started the first ever topless tobacco farm. Since the guys kept getting sunburned, they'd quit within a week and then swear at me in Spanish (I wondered what all those Spanish classes were for. I knew there must be more to Spanish than just holding up a hotel and stealing the beds). Guess I shouldn't have brought so many workers from the broccoli farm(NOT illegally) to Pennsylvania with me. I sold the tobacco farm to Phillip Morris. With the money, I tried to start something unique, a nudist bee farm. After everyone got stung, and all the bees died, I moved to Toronto, Canada. I don't remember much of my time there due to time in rehab for a pocket lint addiction.
I always wanted to be a dork when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a great idea. As it turns out, they were right.
If I'm going to work somewhere, I need to have beer, tequilla, and scotch to be able to deal with the day-to-day.
My current age is 37. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be OLD. I was so completely correct.
I share my home with free range chickens, which I find delicious..
Why does everyone say they are going to "kick it up a notch"? Are they ALL channeling Emeril Lagasse?
These...Expand for more
story wizard things are fun. Think I'll try some more.
If I could improve my home, I'd remodel the top of the box and add on a cup holder. My dream home would be a bigger box.
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Seriously, folks... The truth is... There's this girl... Some of you may remember. For those of you who don't, I will give you some hints.
I met her in September of 1989, we were together all the time, we fell in love, we went to the prom together.... Ring any bells?
Jeepers, you guys. One more time, from the top.
There's this girl (you with me so far?) and we were together our senior year. We were inseperable. We spent as much time as possible with each other (that is what inseperable means, yes?) and after some time, we started dating. We fell in love and went to the prom together (does anyone remember the prom?). Still inseperable, we did everything together (which made for awkward moments at times. Bathroom breaks brought funny looks). We spent the summer of 1990 doing things like getting ready for college, going to Wildwood, NJ and LAUGHING! We were together until [SAD PART DELETED]. We spent 17 years apart and she moved away. My life was interesting. Happy and sad. I learned a lot about myself and what to do, what not to do and things like what love looks like. I missed that girl. And now, after 17 years, we have reconnected, talked, laughed, visited old memories, visited each other and fell in love all over again.
If you guys are still not keeping up, ask us at the reunion. We'll tell you.
I am also in the market for a big refridgerator box to move in to. Mine is too small, and if we are going to move in together, we need the room. And we'll need two cupholders.
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