James Duhaime:
CLASS OF 1978
Medford High SchoolClass of 1978
Medford, OR
James's Story
[Oct 2014]
This story section can be HUGE. 20,000 characters? Oh, man, dear reader--you are in for a treat. Sit back, or lean forward, and prepare yourself for a journey. A journey into the randomness. The void. The, uh, what am I doing? You'll all read this and think that I've lost it? It? What is it? What did Bill Clinton say about "it?" Or was that a different two-letter word?
Where was I? Oh, right--the story. Hey, folks, it's story time!
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[written in 2008]
After I escaped from the tribe of headhunters who had captured me deep in the Amazon while I was searching for a heretofore (not many times I get to use that word) unknown species of plant bulb reputed to be able to cure certain forms of blood cancers I returned to the US where my team of sled dogs were rested and ready to take up the challenge of hauling our team through a remote pass deep in the Himalayas where our research suggested we might find (prepare yourself)... Shangri La--also supposed to be home to certain heretofore (twice!) untapped plant species of potentially remarkable pharmaceutical value.
Then I woke up.
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