Janice Noske:
CLASS OF 1993
Madison High SchoolClass of 1993
San antonio, TX
Baylor UniversityClass of 1997
Waco, TX
Wood Middle SchoolClass of 1989
San antonio, TX
El Dorado Elementary SchoolClass of 1986
San antonio, TX
Janice's Story
Life
i still look like i'm fifteen, if you ignore the dark circles under my eyes. i sometimes act like i'm fifteen, too. yet i constantly find myself saying "i just don't get kids these days!"
five things:
(1) guns n' roses has been my favorite band since 1987. that's 21 years, people!
(2) the only way my boyfriend and i will ever agree to get married is if someone buys us a vintage doctor who pinball machine and a go-cart.
(3) thanks to mrs. polak, i absolutely love language and grammar. (it obviously doesn't apply to capitalization.)
(4) i have seven tattoos and there will be at least three more before summer 09. yes, one of them is going to be grammar related.
(5) i'm addicted to internet surveys. which brings us to . . .
the life q and a on this website has very rigid and unoriginal response options. i do not subscribe to this way of thinking. i took it upon myself to usurp the questions and come up with better answers (ALL CAPS).
What do you do with your free time? MY TIME IS NOT FREE. I PAY FOR IT, DEARLY.
Current relationship status: STILL ROBBING THE CRADLE
About children: MY NEPHEWS, RILEY AND NIKLAS, ARE THE BEST THINGS SINCE THEY INVENTED BABIES
Your gender: DUH?!
Indoor hobbies you enjoy: COUCH LAYING, KITTY WRESTLING, BOARD GAMES, TANGRAMS, CROSSWORD PUZZLES, SUDOKU, GUITAR HERO/ROCK BAND
Outdoor activities you enjoy: I TOTALLY BOUGHT A FANCY BIKE!
Describe your current living arrangement: CAT LADY
Country you live in today: UNITED STATES OF THE UNIVERSE
State you live in today: PANIC AND DISARRAY
Kind of pet(s) you have: KITTIES!!! (sloth and goonie)
How do you feel about your life right now: I WISH IT CAME WITH THE SAME CONTROLS AS MY DVR ROMOTE
Your favorite type of movie: THE GOOD ONES, AND THE ONES THAT ARE SO HORRIBLE THAT THEY LO...Expand for more
OP BACK AROUND TO BEING TOTALLY AWESOME!
Your friends would describe you as: NEUROTIC, OBSESSIVE, COMPULSIVE, HILARIOUS, AND PERHAPS MENTALLY CHALLENGED
Kind of car you drive: "THE KIND YOU DON'T DUMP YOUR BOYFRIEND IN"
Your dream vacation: THE ONE PAID FOR BY SOMEONE ELSE
If you won $100 million dollars tomorrow, you would: BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING SOON AFTER
Your biggest pet peeve: MISUSE OF HOMONYMS, "IRONIC" T-SHIRTS, POORLY CONSTRUCTED INTERNET SURVEYS
How do you meet most of your friends: I AM SO AWESOME, THEY FIND ME
Describe your political views: BETTER THAN TOM DELAY'S
Your main source of current events: FOX NEWS (jk! that's where i get my current fanatical, right-wing propaganda)
Household income: I MAKE WAY MORE THAN A DOLLAR, LIKE M-A-S-H SAID I WOULD
Why are you here at classmates? BECAUSE I HEART THE INTERNET
School
i can't believe i dressed like that.
and why didn't anybody ever tell me that my eyebrows were so out of control?
College
total randomness:
more than once, the girl who sat next to me in state and local politics told me i smelled like old beer.
i failed one class and one class only (newspaper layout). it was because i broke up with the topic of my final project, so i didn't much feel like turning it in. he didn't deserve the attention.
i was almost the body farkling champion of freshman orientation.
i knew an irish kid who dropped out to join the circus.
i ran into my art direction professor on spring break and we got drunk with my mom. that's right! i went on spring break with my mom. wanna say something about it?
this one time ellen and i . . . never mind.
pics and gifts (TM) probably has a lot of photos that could be used against me in a court of law.
Workplace
i am a graphic designer for an educational publisher.
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