Jason Cameron:  

Life Well I still rock, I'm almost a ninja master. Ever since I became a ninja apprentice, things just seem to come much more naturally. I wanted to be a pirate until I learned that I had to lose 1 or 2 hands and at least 1 leg. Then just to go up in status you had to lose an eye. Once I learned that I started to get a little turned off by the whole thing. The icing on the cake was when I found out there was no benefits. After I turned down the pirate job I thought about becoming a rock star, so i did a little research. That was when I learned that rock star's don't actually exist. A Rock Star is no different than any other star and if you live near one they are not called rock stars, they are just Rock Suns. Also if you look at a Rock Sun you can go blind, I didn't want to do that to my neighbors so I turned that job down. On a side note I still bathe pretty regularly, the only thing I wonder is why is showering considered bathing? Sorry, didn't mean to get sidetracked. Where was I? Oh yeah, my neighbors are real, I used to pretend they didn't exist, but when I threw a rock through their window at that annoying immaginary blonde daughter of theirs and she screamed and got a big bum (heheeh I said bum and I meant to say "bump", that was cool) on her head. It was when the cops actually cuffed me that I found out that they were real. So the lesson I learned was that don't throw rocks at you imaginary neighbors without disabling that stupid imagin...Expand for more