Jay Schodts:  

Jay is from San Antonio, Texas. He is in a domestic partnership with Pedro Diaz. His schools include Brackenridge High School. He later attended Spartan School of Aeronautics (Pilots License, Aviation/Aeronautics), Austin Community College (General Studies). He works(ed) at Apple Inc., AT&T, Progressive Insurance. Jay's interests include History, Jeeps, Arts, Cue sports, Sailing, Beach volleyball, Volleyball, Diesel Mielke. Music he likes includes Defamation of Character, Stubb's Austin, Steve Tyrell Fan Page. Books he likes include Text From Dog, The Lord of the Rings, Robert McCammon. Movies he likes include South Park, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings film trilogy. TV shows he likes include Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Archer, Modern Marvels. One of Jay's favorite quotes is:""Alcohol cant fix tragic" - Jay Schodts "She's so dyslexic life gave her melons" - Unknown. "There is such a thing as a meeting of minds between men of equal valour that holds easily as much value as the immersions of flesh, and may outlast the heady days of carnal love" - Manda Scott, Author. "Can't is the cancer of happen" - Suprisingly, Charlie Sheen.". More about Jay:"I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a sm...Expand for more